Funny Facebook Status - Chuck Norris

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wondering if Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

glad, knowing that the best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn’t kill you in your sleep.

glad, Superman has Chuck Norris’ pajamas

happy, Chuck norris counted to infinity……twice

laughing, because Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.

cool with the fact that Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.