Funny Facebook Status - Random

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suckling on undulating puddings
agog at flaccid anal warts
vomiting rotund pyjamas
ostensibly working on pathetic ‘art’ pamphlets
teaching a class in jaundiced bananas
writing to the Daily Mail about moist harmonica concerts
excreting talcum-powdered hairs