Funny Facebook Status - Music Edition

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NAME is…

1. pretty fly for a white guy
2. in a gadda da vida baby
3. psycho,-somatic addict, insane
4. wasting away down in Margaritaville
5. cruising the seas for American gold. we’d fire no guns. shed no tears. now i am a broken man on a Halifax pier. the last of Barrett’s Privateers
6. selling Peace but who’s buying?
7. stomping his feet because he’s happy and he knows it and he really wants to show it
8. a picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner, play’n his music in the sun
9. tragically hip
10. doing the HUSTLE! doo du doo du doo du doo doo…
11. a well thought out twinkle
12. so sick from the drink I need home for a rest
13. bringing sexy back
14. bringing sexy back… to the store for a refund
15. rock n rolling all night long and partying every day
16. more human than human
17. tubthumping
18. bananas. B - A - N -A -N -A - S
19. elegantly wasted
20. dazed and confused for so long it’s not true
21. afraid of Americans
22. so vain. He probably thinks this status is about him.