What’s the Facebook Country Status Chain Game?

If you’ve seen your friends post status messages about wanting to go to certain countries, no, they’re not planning a trip (probably).  They’re playing the Facebook country status game.  It’s a simple word association game that follows these patterns:

In the mood for sex = Andorra
Sexually satisfied = Russia
Not so sexually satisfied = Portugal
Single = England
In love = Germany
My boyfriend is stupid = Austria
Thinking about an old lover = Croatia
Deeply in love = France
In a relationship = Spain
Single but happy = Italy
Springing from one person to another and having so much fun = Norway
Have a crush on someone = Sweden

So, if a buddy says “I wanna go to Sweden” then posts “But I’m already in Spain”…well, he’s in a love triangle..lol. Have any other sayings? Helps others out and post ‘em below!