What’s the Facebook Country Status Chain Game?
Wednesday, November 9th, 2011 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »If you've seen your friends post status messages about wanting to go to certain countries, no, they're not planning a trip (probably). They're playing the Facebook country status game. It's a simple word association game that follows these patterns: In the ...
Funny Facebook Status – TV & Movie Edition
Tuesday, September 4th, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »NAME is... 1. Sure he'd feel worse if he wasn't so heavily sedated 2. A box of chocolates 3. magically delicious 4. made with 10% real juice! 5. a Toys R Us kid 6. the Prince of Belair 7. eating a Chiquita 8. made with calcium. Something your ...
Funny Facebook Status – Sayings Edition
Tuesday, September 4th, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »NAME is... 1. the new Black 2. the devil you know 3. the lesser of 2 evils 4. yesterday's news 5. thinking inside the box because too many people are thinking outside the box. 6. a deadman walking 7. easier said then done 8. his own worst enemy 9. ...
Funny Facebook Status – Randoms
Tuesday, September 4th, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »NAME is... 1. reading other statuses but your status is important to him. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min 2. very very very slee ...
Funny Facebook Status – Seindfeld Edition
Monday, September 3rd, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »NAME IS... 1. sponge worthy 2. a close talker 3. a low talker 4. master of his domain 5. all real and they are spectacular 6. not able ...
Funny Facebook Status – Simpsons Edition
Monday, September 3rd, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »NAME is... 1. having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church! 2. assuring you that it's not easy juggling a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but ...
Funny Facebook Status – Music Edition
Monday, September 3rd, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »NAME is... 1. pretty fly for a white guy 2. in a gadda da vida baby 3. psycho,-somatic addict, insane 4. wasting away down in Margaritaville 5. cruising the seas ...
Funny Facebook Status – George W Bush Edition
Sunday, September 2nd, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »George W is... 1. sure that they misunderestimated me! 2. adamant that if we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure! 3. on a mission because for every fatal shooting, there were roughly ...
Funny Facebook Status – Random
Sunday, September 2nd, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »NAME is suckling on undulating puddings agog at flaccid anal warts vomiting rotund pyjamas ostensibly working on pathetic 'art' pamphlets teaching a class in jaundiced bananas writing to the Daily Mail about moist harmonica concerts excreting talcum-powdered hairs
Funny Facebook Status – Bathroom Edition
Sunday, June 17th, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »is: taking advantage of indoor plumbing! I'll be right back! stranded on toilet island. Riding the porcelain pony. trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please help me... Hello... Hello.. Uh-oh i think someone is coming. not here I'm on the potty, ...
