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Learn How Facebook Can Make You Rich and Famous?

September 5th, 2007 Posted in Facebook Apps | 2 Comments »

My mentor and friend David Ledoux from didyousmellthat.com found a mind blowing Facebook application today. It is so interesting that I had to immediately write a post and tell you about it.

However; before I go ahead and reveal this powerful new Facebook application, I want to take a deeper look into a few key questions David asked his readers regarding Facebook and in particular your social network itself.

If your using Facebook primarily for fun than this may not be of interest to you, but if your using Facebook as a means to network with others, share, grow and perhaps promote a business, cause or something you believe in — listen closely.

There is one thing the wealthy people of the world all have in common. It literally separates the poor from the rich. I know what you are thinking, money right? Not even close! They all have a huge Rolodex of contacts and are masters of communication and networking. And because of this skill-set they are people magnets — why? They create so much value for those around them, people flock to them and want to be their friend.

In today’s economic world, the saying “it’s not what know, but who you know” holds more truth than at any other time in history. Your ability to develop friendships, nurture them and provide those around you with tons of value is critical to your success both financial and otherwise. You need to start asking yourself and I quote David:

how can I give value to make people WANT to be on my social network?”.

This leads me to the new Facebook application David found called Kyte.tv. What is Kyte.tv? According to the application’s website it is an application that allows you to:

“Easily create your own interactive TV channel featuring pictures, videos, music, polls, livechat and much more”.

The application literally takes social networking and tv and merges them into one powerful tool that anybody can use to increase his or her social networth.

What’s the catch? How can you use this new application to grow your bigger asset? Let’s go back to David’s question:

how can I give value to make people WANT to be on [your] social network?”.

The key word here is “want”. Why would I want to be your friend? What value can I contribute to you and what value can you provide me?

I plan on using this new application to teach people magic tricks (for those of you who do not know me personally, I’m a children’s magician). I will also be using kyte.tv to teach those, who may not be as Internet savvy as myself or David, how to use Facebook and help them increase their social networth.

What will you offer people? How will you create so much value in your profile that others will want to be part of your social network?

There will always be those who will use Facebook for fun — but be forewarned, the novelty of silly applications like “food fight” and “my stripper name” wears off quickly.

Harness the power of this online community and make it work for you!

Facebook ASCII Art - Dragon

September 5th, 2007 Posted in animals, Facebook ASCII Art | No Comments »

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Can Someone Xerox This At 200% Please!

September 4th, 2007 Posted in Facebook Hacks | 5 Comments »

Alright, so you been surfing through people’s networks (You know what I’m talking about you Facebook stalker you) checking out who Julie knows and how Andy is somehow connect to her

Than out of no where BOOM…you come to a friend of a friend’s profile who you have no access to. Grrrr damn you Facebook privacy settings! All you can see if a small profile picture the size of a Canadian quarter — Is it Paul? Kim? Eric? Who knows!? The picture is so damn small!

Can Someone Xerox this at 200% please? How about a little Facebook hack, that will make the picture bigger? *mouahahahah*

Step 1. Right-Click on Their Profile Picture and Click “View Image”.

Step 2. You will notice the pictures URL will look like this (notice the “s”):
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1030/82/
s502082615_2226.jpg

Step 3. Change the “s” to a “n” and press enter to reload the browser watch the picture expand. Or replace the “s” to a “t” and watch shrink.

Funny Facebook Status - TV & Movie Edition

September 4th, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »

NAME is…

1. Sure he’d feel worse if he wasn’t so heavily sedated
2. A box of chocolates
3. magically delicious
4. made with 10% real juice!
5. a Toys R Us kid
6. the Prince of Belair
7. eating a Chiquita
8. made with calcium. Something your body needs anyways
9. insignificant next to the power of the force
10. dancing with the stars
11. master of his domain

Funny Facebook Status - Sayings Edition

September 4th, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »

NAME is…

1. the new Black
2. the devil you know
3. the lesser of 2 evils
4. yesterday’s news
5. thinking inside the box because too many people are thinking outside the box.
6. a deadman walking
7. easier said then done
8. his own worst enemy
9. rushing in where angels fear to tread
10. knowing nothing and doubting nothing
11. having his cake and eating it too

Funny Facebook Status - Randoms

September 4th, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »

NAME is…

1. reading other statuses but your status is important to him. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min
2. very very very slee
3. Right BEHIND YOU! Boo!
4. going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an “i” before Apple does it… such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife.all set…
5. Beer, Golf Clubs, Fising Rods, Tackle, shades, Tunes… Casual Fridays here I come!
6. the guy who put the laughter in manslaughter
7. to sexy for this status
8. bringing sexy back… to the store for a refund!
9. hip to your jive talk
10. dy-no-mite
11. wondering what will happen if he touches the red wire with the green wir#*&GB
12. the guy who put the FUN in dysfunctional
13. an undercover cop
14. calculating pi
15. America’s next top model!
16. updating his Facebook status

Facebook iPhone Style

September 4th, 2007 Posted in Facebook Stuff, Facebook Mobile | No Comments »

I’m from Canada, so no iPhone yet! (damn you Apple) Oh, sure I could buy an unlocked phone from Guido down on St Catherine Street in Montreal, but I rather keep my legs and ain’t fond of cement shoes…if ya know what I mean, capish?

So, what would Facebook look like if I did have an IPhone? How would them sexy sliding layouts look like? Here see for yourself…

iphone.facebook.com

The Ultimate Facebook Song

September 3rd, 2007 Posted in Facebook Videos | No Comments »

You’ve heard of it, and you may have already viewed it countless times, but I just had to post it. It is the Ultimate Facebook Song. Sit back, grab your favorite beverage and enjoy. It’s hilarious.


Funny Facebook Status - Seindfeld Edition

September 3rd, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »

NAME IS…

1. sponge worthy
2. a close talker
3. a low talker
4. master of his domain
5. all real and they are spectacular
6. not able to spare a square
7. yada yada yada
8. a bad breaker-upper
9. bubble boy
10. stab worthy

Funny Facebook Status - Simpsons Edition

September 3rd, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »

NAME is…

1. having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
2. assuring you that it’s not easy juggling a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of Facebook a day.
3. going to miss you so much. And it’s not just the sex. It’s also the food preparation.
4. known for his motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
5. sure that if there’s one thing America needs, it’s more lawyers.
6. , unlike most of you, not a nut!
7. in awe! Reading and writing actually paid off!
8. wondering, what’s the point of going out, we’re just going to end up back here anyway!
9. going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for TEN MINUTES.
10. wondering when will he ever learn… The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on Facebook!