I’m from Canada, so no iPhone yet! (damn you Apple) Oh, sure I could buy an unlocked phone from Guido down on St Catherine Street in Montreal, but I rather keep my legs and ain’t fond of cement shoes…if ya know what I mean, capish?
So, what would Facebook look like if I did have an IPhone? How would them sexy sliding layouts look like? Here see for yourself…
You’ve heard of it, and you may have already viewed it countless times, but I just had to post it. It is the Ultimate Facebook Song. Sit back, grab your favorite beverage and enjoy. It’s hilarious.
NAME IS…
1. sponge worthy
2. a close talker
3. a low talker
4. master of his domain
5. all real and they are spectacular
6. not able to spare a square
7. yada yada yada
8. a bad breaker-upper
9. bubble boy
10. stab worthy
NAME is…
1. having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
2. assuring you that it’s not easy juggling a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of Facebook a day.
3. going to miss you so much. And it’s not just the sex. It’s also the food preparation.
4. known for his motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
5. sure that if there’s one thing America needs, it’s more lawyers.
6. , unlike most of you, not a nut!
7. in awe! Reading and writing actually paid off!
8. wondering, what’s the point of going out, we’re just going to end up back here anyway!
9. going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for TEN MINUTES.
10. wondering when will he ever learn… The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on Facebook!
NAME is…
1. pretty fly for a white guy
2. in a gadda da vida baby
3. psycho,-somatic addict, insane
4. wasting away down in Margaritaville
5. cruising the seas for American gold. we’d fire no guns. shed no tears. now i am a broken man on a Halifax pier. the last of Barrett’s Privateers
6. selling Peace but who’s buying?
7. stomping his feet because he’s happy and he knows it and he really wants to show it
8. a picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner, play’n his music in the sun
9. tragically hip
10. doing the HUSTLE! doo du doo du doo du doo doo…
11. a well thought out twinkle
12. so sick from the drink I need home for a rest
13. bringing sexy back
14. bringing sexy back… to the store for a refund
15. rock n rolling all night long and partying every day
16. more human than human
17. tubthumping
18. bananas. B – A – N -A -N -A – S
19. elegantly wasted
20. dazed and confused for so long it’s not true
21. afraid of Americans
22. so vain. He probably thinks this status is about him.
George W is…
1. sure that they misunderestimated me!
2. adamant that if we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure!
3. on a mission because for every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings and, folks, this is unacceptable in America!
4. positive that the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
5. believing in what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.
6. not wanting to sound like I have made no mistakes. I’m confident I have. I’m not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one.
7. just wanting you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.
8. letting you know, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again!
9. aware that our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
10. agonizing that too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.
11. reminding you, teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test
NAME is
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