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Facebook ASCII Art – Teddy Bear

June 21st, 2007 Posted in Facebook ASCII Art, things | 1 Comment »

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Facebook ASCII Art – Palm Tree

June 21st, 2007 Posted in Facebook ASCII Art, things | No Comments »

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Facebook ASCII Art – Footprints

June 21st, 2007 Posted in Facebook ASCII Art, things | No Comments »

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Facebook ASCII Art – Betty Boop

June 21st, 2007 Posted in Facebook ASCII Art, people, sexy | 2 Comments »

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Facebook ASCII Art – U R Cute

June 21st, 2007 Posted in Facebook ASCII Art, love | No Comments »

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Funny Facebook Status – Bathroom Edition

June 17th, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »

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taking advantage of indoor plumbing! I’ll be right back!

stranded on toilet island.

Riding the porcelain pony.

trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please help me… Hello… Hello.. Uh-oh i think someone is coming.

not here I’m on the potty, but don’t leave if you’re a hotty.

Making an offering to the porcelain god… be back in about 20 minutes.

Funny Facebook Status – Chuck Norris

June 10th, 2007 Posted in Funny Facebook Status | No Comments »

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wondering if Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

glad, knowing that the best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn’t kill you in your sleep.

glad, Superman has Chuck Norris’ pajamas

happy, Chuck norris counted to infinity……twice

laughing, because Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.

cool with the fact that Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

Facebook ASCII – Ottawa Senators

June 5th, 2007 Posted in causes, Facebook ASCII Art, things | No Comments »

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Facebook Notes – My A – to – Z Share

June 3rd, 2007 Posted in Facebook Notes | 1 Comment »

My A to ZShare
6:00 pm Wednesday, May 30th 2007

A
- Available: Not anymore!
- Age: 28
- Annoyance: People who ask a question and don’t listen for the answer
- Animal: 1 gecko, Belle. 1 hamster, Darwin, lots o’ fish
- Actor: Will Smith

B
- Beer: Corona
- Birthday/Birthplace: October 24th 1978, Cornwall
- Best Friends: Shawna Na Na, my sisters, Lana & Laura
- Body Part on opposite sex: Chest & Eyes
- Best feeling in the world: Having no debt…even for a short time.
- Blind or Deaf: Blind
- Best weather: Sunny, with a little breeze
- Been in Love: Currently, madly
- Been bitched out?: Oh yeah…I think so.
- Been on stage?: Papa don’t preach? LOL!
- Believe in yourself?: Sure…
- Believe in life on other planets: Yes
- Believe in miracles: Never again!
- Believe in Magic: Nah…
- Believe in God: Not since he made Mom sick…sorry buddy!
- Believe in Satan: No
- Believe in Santa: Of course. Need something to believe in
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: I believe they watch over us…
- Believe in Evolution: …

C
- Car: Grand-AM, black, love it, piece of shit!
- Candy: Sugar covered licorice
- Colour: Purple
- Cried in school: Yes
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese
- Cake or pie: Cake
- Country to visit: U.S.A

D
- Day or Night: Night
- Dream vehicle: Dodge Ram in a nice deep purple with orange highlights
- Danced: Love it
- Dance in the rain?: Yes, when I was young.
- Do the splits?:LOL, hahaha, when I was WAY younger…

E
- Eggs: Scrambled
- Eyes: Blue
- Everyone has a: Secret
- Ever failed a class? Never

F
- First crush: OMG. Who knows!
- Full name: Allison Margaret Samson
- First thoughts waking up: Still not rich, gotta go to work, gonna be late!
- Food: Pizza

G
- Greatest Fear: Losing a loved one
- Giver or taker: Giver when I can, taker too
- Goals: Find a way to work with domestic animals
- Gum: Bubble Mint
- Get along with your parents?: Of course. Wish I knew back then what I know now. I’d take back so many things. Love you guys!
- Good luck charm: My kids, they keep me safe!

In guys/girls
Eye colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Dark
Height: No taller then 6′
Clothing Style: Prepy, comfortable
Characteristics: Good sense of humour

H
- Hair Colour: Brown, blond, red when it’s first done….
- Height: 5’1, maybe…LOL
- Happy: Happier if Mom was going to be o.k., finally have almost everything I want and Mom is missing it.
- Holiday: Not for a while
- How do you want to die: Asleep, in a fire
- Health freak?: Nope, no reason to be. Mom was and look…
- Hate: Cancer

I
- Ice Cream: Archies, Creamy Orange
- Instrument: Played clarinet in High school

J
- Jewelry: Still waiting for the diamond ring
- Job: Love it. Freedom Wireless/Telus

K
- Kids: Great kids, even if they drive me crazy sometimes, Alex 10, Noah, 7.
- Kickboxing or karate: Karate
- Keep a journal?: No, I should start though.
L
- Longest Car Ride: Niagara Falls
- Love: Laugh often, Love always
- Letter: A
- Laughed so hard you cried: Oh yeah Laura makes me that way!
- Love at first sight: I dunno, not sure

M
- Milk flavor: Chocolate
- Movie: Bon Cop, Bad Cop
- Mooned anyone?: Flashed count? na Na remember that?
- Marriage: Expensive…mayb one day, waiting for the ring
- Motion sickness? Nah…never
- McD’s or BK: McD’s

N
- Number of Siblings: 2 sisters, Lana & Laura
- Number of Piercings: My ears X 3 on one side X4 on other
- Number: 9, Mom’s lucky number
O
- Overused Phrases: Wassup?
- One wish: Mom to beat cancer
- One phobia: Whatever, I dunno

P
- Place you’d like to live: Ottawa
- Perfect Pizza: Bar-b-q sauce, cheese & mushrooms
- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi

Q
- Quail:
- Questionaires: What?

R
- Reason to cry: Losing a loved one.
- Reality T.V.: Like it. Like to make fun of the girls on the Bachelor.
- Radio Station: Rock 101.9
- Roll your tongue in a circle? Yup.

S
- Song: Way too many to name. Beautiful, James Blunt, anything Nickelback..
- Shoe size: 8-9
- Salad Dressing: Ranch
- Sushi: YUCK!!
- Skipped school: Yeah…
- Slept outside: Yes, don’t go there…Walter…Grrrr
- Seen a dead body? Nope, only in a coffin
- Smoked?: Yup
- Skinny dipped? oh yeah…
- Shower daily? Twice, most days.
- Sing well?: Haha
- In the shower? No
- Swear?: A lot…
- Stuffed Animals?: Yeah, all around the house.
- Single/Group dates: I’m good with both.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries
- Scientists need to invent: A cure for Cancer
- Time for bed: Whener the mood strikes me…
- Thunderstorms: I love them..can’t wait to sit in my new porch
- TV: Lots of it.
- Touch your tongue to your nose:? Nope
- Unpredictable: The weather, your health

V
- Vegetable you hate: Peas, onions, brussel sprouts
- Vegetable you love: Mushrooms
- Vacation spot: Hawaii, Jamaica, Dominican Republic

W
- Weakness: Food
- When you grow up: Work in a vets office with animals I love
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: I dunno, Shawna Na Na
- Who makes you laugh the most: Laura, Shawna
- Worst feeling: Worry
- Wanted to be a model?: Never..
- Where do we go when we die: In the ground or in a box.
- Worst weather: Rain

X
-X-Rays: some…

Y
-Year it is now: 2007
-Yellow: Butter popcorn

Z
- Zoo animal: Monkeys
- Zodiac sign: Scorpio (watch out I sting) LOL

LAST PERSON WHO…
1. Slept in a bed beside you? Walter
2. Last person to see you cry? Walter
3. Went to the movies with you? Walter and the kids
4. You went to the mall with? Walter
5. You went to dinner with? Walter, kids, Na, Pap, Lana, Dave, Dad
6. You talked to on the phone? Momma
7. Made you laugh? Walter

Facebook Notes – 100 Questions

June 3rd, 2007 Posted in Facebook Notes | 1 Comment »

1. taken a picture naked? no

2. painted your room? yes

3. made out with a member of the same sex? yes

4. drove a car? no

5. danced in front of your mirror? yes

6. have a crush? yes

7. been dumped? yes!

8. stole money from a friend? noppers

9. gotten in the car with people you didnt know? no

10. been in a fist fight? yes

11. had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? yes

12. had feelings for a friend? yes

14. made out with a stranger? yes

15. met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes

16. left your house with out telling your parents? yeah…

17. had a crush on your neighbor? no

18. ditched school to do something more fun? yes

19. slept (not had sex) in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes

20. seen someone die? yes

21. been on a plane? yes

22. kissed a picture? yes..

23. slept in until 3? no

24. miss someone right now? soooooo much!

25. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes i have

26. made a snow angel? yes- I’m from Canada

27. played dress up? yes all the time when i was a kid

28. cheated while playing a game? yes, I have to win

29. been lonely? yea

30. fallen asleep at work/school? yes

31. been to a bar? yep

32. felt an earthquake? yep

33. touched a snake? yeah

34. ran a red light? no

35. been suspended from school? no

36. had detention? yes, loads

37. been in a car accident that you didnt cause? yes

38. hated the way you look? yes!

39. witnessed a crime? yes

39. been the person doing the crime? no

40. pole danced? no

41. been lost? yup

42. been to the opposite side of the country? no

43. felt so sick you thought you might die? no

44. cried yourself to sleep? yes

46. sang karaoke? yes- love it

47. done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? yes

48. laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes

49. caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes

50. kissed in the rain? yes

51. sang in the shower? yes

52. had sex in a park? yeah

53. had a dream where you were married? yes…

54. glued your hand to something? yes

55. got your tongue/”arm” stuck to a flag pole? no

56. ever gone to school partially naked? nope

57. been a cheerleader? no

58. sat on a roof top? yes

59. didn’t take a shower for a week? eww.. no

60. ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? dont watch them

61. played chicken? yes

62. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes loads

64. broken a bone? nope

65. been easily amused? yes, always!

66. laughed so hard you cried? yup

67. mooned/flashed someone? yes

68. cheated on a test? haha… yes

69: forgotten someones name? yes, im bad with names

70. slept naked? yup

71. gone skinny dipping? yeah

73. blacked out from drinking? sorta

74. played a prank on someone? yes

75. gone to a late night movie? yes

76. made love to anything not human? EWWWWWWWWWWW no

77. failed a class? yes

78. choked on something you’re not supposed to eat? ………. maybe

79. played an instrument for more than 10 hours in total? nope

80. been cheated on? yes

81. did you celebrate the 4th of July? nope im canadian

82. thrown strange objects? yep,

83. felt like killing someone? not kill…. but hurt very badly, maim

84. felt like running away? when i was a kid

86. did drugs? no

87. had detention and not attend it?yes, no

89. made a parent cry? yes

90. cried about someone? all the time!!!

91. had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? NOO!!

92. dated someone you didn’t even like? no

93. had/have a dog? yes

95. own an instrument? nope

96. been in band? no,

97. drank 25 sodas in a day? no

98. broken a CD? no

99. shot a gun? yes

100. had feelings for one of your best friends? yes